What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 16:22

Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
What are some effective ways to cope with loss and grief?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What is a narcissist grandmother like, with her grandchild?
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
No way
What are some sad truths about life?
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
No go.
How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why is Trump so disliked worldwide?
So they tried
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...